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Stuart McLean’s reign of terror at CBC enters 20<sup>th</sup> year. Stuart McLean’s reign of terror at CBC enters 20th year.

Twenty years on, there is no end in sight to Stu­art McLean’s avun­cu­lar reign of ter­ror at the CBC. Since the 1994 incep­tion of his program […]

NDP Seek Way To Lose NDP Seek Way To Lose

“We’ve adopted the Lib­eral plat­form but we still retain that true Social Demo­c­ra­tic will to lose.”

Conservatives Stand With PQ Conservatives Stand With PQ

Flana­gan says Canada’s Still New Gov­ern­ment would have no prob­lem down­load­ing what­ever it could to the provinces.

Decline, pessimism, feature in closing ceremonies Decline, pessimism, feature in closing ceremonies

Olympic orga­niz­ers sur­prised observers Sun­day by stag­ing the clos­ing cer­e­monies as a Trib­ute to the Demise of Late Cap­i­tal­ism. The pageant took view­ers on a wist­ful journey […]

A and E early draft of statement on Phil Robertson A and E early draft of statement on Phil Robertson

URNews has obtained an early draft of the state­ment sent out to media today regard­ing the rever­sal of the sus­pen­sion of Duck Dynasty patri­arch Phil Robertson:

Heathrow Ideal Gateway to Games Heathrow Ideal Gateway to Games

Heathrow Air­port is actu­ally a sys­tem of cor­ralling would-be trav­el­ers into a maze of over­priced shops.

Canada succumbs to Blackwater training Canada succumbs to Blackwater training

“Their fam­i­lies were com­pen­sated with over sixty goats,” said the steroid-crazed Black­wa­ter spokestesticle.

A and E early draft of statement on Phil Robertson A and E early draft of statement on Phil Robertson

URNews has obtained an early draft of the state­ment sent out to media today regard­ing the rever­sal of the sus­pen­sion of Duck Dynasty patri­arch Phil Robertson:

Have you ever committed a “Microduffy”? Have you ever committed a “Microduffy”?

GENEVA — Polit­i­cal Sci­en­tists believe they are close to cod­i­fy­ing a sys­tem of mea­sure­ment for pub­lic cor­rup­tion. At an inter­na­tional sym­po­sium here Wednes­day, they have voted to name the prime unit of cor­rup­tion after Cana­dian Sen­a­tor Mike Duffy. “The great thing about the Duffy is that it is so mea­sur­able,” said Dr. Felix Graves, chair of the nomen­cla­ture com­mit­tee. “His malfea­sance is minor, really — cheat­ing on expense claims — but the quan­tity of funds is pretty well […]

Peter Kent Poster Boy for Biosphere Destruction Peter Kent Poster Boy for Biosphere Destruction

Almost none of the Harper cab­i­net have a sig­nif­i­cant conscience.