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Steve’s Man Crush Steve’s Man Crush

MacKay ben­e­fits from one of the few Fed­eral rid­ings — in feu­dal Nova Sco­tia — that is inherited.

Globe’s Wente Crowned World Idiot of the Year Globe’s Wente Crowned World Idiot of the Year

Wente called the over­pro­duc­tion by Cana­dian uni­ver­si­ties of peo­ple edu­cated in social, cul­tural and artis­tic spe­cial­ties one of the most seri­ous threats to capitalism

The European Debt Crisis The European Debt Crisis

  The URNews Info­graphic above illus­trates how you, the reader of this arti­cle, will bear the full bur­den of the inter­na­tional finan­cial cri­sis and how […]

Harper Conflicted Over Commonwealth Harper Conflicted Over Commonwealth

“The Prime Min­is­ter loves homosexuals,”

Beaver Happy To No Longer Be Canada’s Symbol Beaver Happy To No Longer Be Canada’s Symbol

Loon gets the dol­lar and I get the nickel?

Lucic hit draws conspiracy theories Lucic hit draws conspiracy theories

“In the frame pre­ced­ing the ‘hit’, you can detect puffs of smoke com­ing from either side of Miller’s head,”

Look out fracking, here comes skullfucking Look out fracking, here comes skullfucking

“I can tell you that one of them is called ‘Nip­ple Twist­ing’, and another we call, for lack of a bet­ter term ‘Sur­prise Buttsecks.”

Photo of Carlos Jogs Memory Photo of Carlos Jogs Memory

Wells thought, but wasn’t cer­tain, that the man who became “The Jackal” was the same indi­vid­ual who scored that amaz­ing stick­weed that time

Rob Anders Gets Nostalgic Rob Anders Gets Nostalgic

“Who knew the cen­trists and lib­er­als would roll over so eas­ily,” said the source. “Maybe Canada was Rob Anders coun­try all along.”

Peter Kent Poster Boy for Biosphere Destruction Peter Kent Poster Boy for Biosphere Destruction

Almost none of the Harper cab­i­net have a sig­nif­i­cant conscience.