Canada Celebrates Stupidity
In a move criticized as pandering to voters and “dollar store retail politics” the speech from the throne will focus on dumb Canadians. “This is merely recognizing a social reality, ” said Unofficial Spokesthingy and Supplemental Electoral Spending Obergruppenführer Dunning Kruger, “and I dare the opposition to get up on their hind legs and try to deny stupid citizens the rights enjoyed by pointy headed book-learned elites.” Among the legislative initiatives aimed squarely at the witless Canucks are consumer […][continue reading...]
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Loon gets the dollar and I get the nickel?
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GENEVA — Political Scientists believe they are close to codifying a system of measurement for public corruption. At an international symposium here Wednesday, they have voted to name the prime unit of corruption after Canadian Senator Mike Duffy. “The great thing about the Duffy is that it is so measurable,” said Dr. Felix Graves, chair of the nomenclature committee. “His malfeasance is minor, really — cheating on expense claims — but the quantity of funds is pretty well […]
Almost none of the Harper cabinet have a significant conscience.