Capitalist Fever

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    Capitalist Fever

    The mon­ster tube, with a diam­e­ter sixty four times that of the pro­posed North­ern Gate­way pipeline would con­vey mas­sive quan­ti­ties of com­pletely unprocessed Canada directly to China through the cen­ter of the earth.

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