John Baird’s Man Pussy

How catty

Apr 11th, 2010 | By Coco Cabrera | Category: Politics

The period of mourning is over.  There are unconfirmed reports this morning that Transport Minister John Baird has acquired a new kitten, a male, that he will name “Pinochet”.  There was confusion and controversy last November when Baird emailed an announcement that his 16 year old tabby, “Thatcher” had passed away.

Old Pals

Misinterpretation of the message caused several news organizations to erroneously report the death of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

Minister Baird will follow his tradition of naming his pets after great champions of free market economies.

There is no truth to the rumour that the name of Baird’s late cat was anything to do with the homosexual act known as “An Iron Lady”.

Contacted by URNews for comment Minister Baird yelled and pointed his finger.

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