God Save The Queen
She ain't no human beingOct 1st, 2010 | By Coco Cabrera | Category: News
In an elaborate ceremony on Parliament Hill today, The Royal House of Saschen-Coburg und Gotha once again established that their sovereign Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith is the Canadian Head of State and the Commander in Chief of its Armed Forces.
Going back to tradition an old white guy was appointed the Saschen-Coburg und Gotha proxy in the vast northern territory. “Few Canadians actually realize that the Head of the Country is a German Queen,” observed constitutional expert Franklin Petrine. “But I guess it’s so absurd why would they?”
Why Canadians have not established their own government is a mystery to many. “Canadians are obedient,” said Petrine, “they sit there and take it. I suppose they’ve just never gotten up the nerve to do anything about the situation.”