Camilla Poked with Stick?

Untrained in the operation of car windows

Dec 12th, 2010 | By Coco Cabrera | Category: News

British Home Secretary Theresa May has confirmed that protesters made physical contact with Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, during Thursday’s protests of a 300% increase in student tuition fees to cover bank losses and the Afghaniscam misadventure.

While the Home Secretary said “there was contact made” she refused to confirm that Camilla had been poked with a stick or that upon prodding the Duchess had “whinnied”.

It is thought that the stick could have been inserted into the Royal’s Rolls-Royce Phantom VI through an open window.  Neither Prince Charles or the Duchess have ever learned the operation of automobile windows so were unable to help themselves.

The Neighs Have It

Buckingham Palace said that despite assurances that vermin from the rabble were unlikely to have been transferred to the Duchess by the stick, the former Ms. Parker-Bowles was checked for lice.   Prince Charles volunteered to act as a tampon during the examination but this was deemed ridiculous. There is no prospect that the Duchess could contract a venereal disease or give birth to a mixed race baby through prodding with a stick of the sort used in the incident.

No one knows why the British people continue to support the German Monarchy.  The rule of kings by divine right was cut off  in France in 1792.

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