Coalition threatens all that is decent in Canada
Population urged to be fearfulJan 21st, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera | Category: News
Steve Harper has spelled out the threat Canadians face if they exercise their democratic rights and create a condition wherein a Coalition Government, much like those all over the developed world, can be spawned.
The greatest danger from the Coalition is its insatiable desire to coalesce. “It just takes in ideas from the left, the right, the center. It doesn’t care!” said conservative spokesman Dunning Kruger. “It’s merciless. It could very well make large corporations and the stinking rich bear a higher burden for society.”
According to a backgrounder supplied by Mr. Kruger, the Coalition lives in deep cold waters but can change into fire. Coalitions are suspected in unreported mass cannibalistic frenzies. A coalition is said to have hypnotized the entire population of Prince Edward Island, explaining the compulsive masturbation for which the province is known. There are accounts, unconfirmed, that the Coalition is allied with an alien intelligence that controls Dalton McGuinty.
“The Prime Minister urges Canadians to avoid contact with a Coalition,” says Mr. Kruger, “one glance can put you in its power.”
“That’s just conservative blah-blah,” responds Estelle d’Artoise, chair of Coalitions United. CU is a registered lobbying group in Ottawa.
“Coalitions have been responsible for some of the greatest good in societies,” she claims. “Society itself is a coalition.”