Lady Gaga Egg Rotten
Gaga cacaFeb 17th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera | Category: Arts
Was that sound giant egg shell breaking or just the wind? That was the question posed by music business big wigs when Lady Gaga’s egg opened during Sunday’s Grammy Awards ceremony. “Who cut the cheese?” asked a visibly “grossed-out” Justin Bieber.
The foul odor seemed to have a profound effect on Strolling Bone Mick Jagger whose face suddenly became a hideous death mask of wrinkled flaps and folds of flesh. “Poor Jagger got it full blast,” said Arcade Fire lead vocalist Win Butler, ” he was just chatting and smiling and then, when he got a whiff of it, his face just contorted into this sort of bovine clitoris.”
There are suggestions that an ill considered lunch of Mexican food may have been responsible for the olfactory episode. “Even a tiny fart inside a bubble-like environment like that could be catastrophic,” said University of Toronto flatulence expert Dr. Michael Bliss.
The Gaga, known for her bon mots, claimed after the show that she didn’t know what “all the fuss is about” saying “you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.”
– with files by Paul Moth