Let’s Twist Again, Mr. President

Hail to the Chubby

Sep 23rd, 2011 | By Carl Johnson | Category: Business

Let’s twist. Again.

With global mar­kets refus­ing to take up the US Pres­i­dent on his Oper­a­tion Twist invi­ta­tion to get down and dirty with the US econ­omy, the White House today announced Oper­a­tion Twist Again!  The new plan was unveiled at a rau­cous press con­fer­ence where the Chief showed he knows his Chubby.  Barry Obama and the hard­est work­ing Fed­eral Reserve Chair­man in Slow Busi­ness, Ben­nie “and the Jets” Bernanke cut the White House rug with moves that most Wash­ing­ton observers have not seen since Slick Willie Clin­ton was doing the Meat­stick to cool down an over­heated bout of hyper­stagfla­tion in the mid 1990s.  Barry and Ben­nie got so low to the car­pet that the “sig­nif­i­cant down­side risks” of the lat­est craze to sweep the nation were on full dis­play for reporters.

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