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Short banalities now just for men

Sep 30th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera | Category: Featured

Following his dismissal from the Halton Regional School Board for tweeting “Just took a dump the size of a baby”,  Reg Benson has established a social media tool just for men.  “I didn’t know how it worked really,” said Benson, “I thought only my good buds, the guys I play poker with, would read them. I never intended that my coworkers read that I had a fart that smelled like maple bacon and onions from a week ago, or any of that stuff about boners.”

The new service, called “Shitter”, aims squarely at the 40 to 60-year-old male demographic with limited computer skills and troubled personal hygiene. Participants will be able to convey messages intended only for their most immediate friends – cronies, really. The draft slogan for the service is: “The social media tool. For tools.”

“I meant to tweet “Fart Drew Mud” but my fingers are too big for the key pad on my phone,” said Reg. “So I sent “Varr Freq Myd” which looks like something a Viking might say about a stinker,” Reg concluded before laughing until he had a coughing fit.

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