Arts

A and E early draft of statement on Phil Robertson

Dec 27th, 2013 | By Heber Dolphy
A and E early draft of statement on Phil Robertson

URNews has obtained an early draft of the statement sent out to media today regarding the reversal of the suspension of Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson:



Chinese Ideogram Meaning Chinese Ideogram

Jul 10th, 2012 | By Coco Cabrera
Chinese Ideogram Meaning Chinese Ideogram

“This looks weird now that I’ve gained weight”



Photo of Carlos Jogs Memory

Nov 18th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Photo of Carlos Jogs Memory

Wells thought, but wasn’t certain, that the man who became “The Jackal” was the same individual who scored that amazing stickweed that time



Nervous Author Suffers Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome

Oct 13th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Nervous Author Suffers Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome

“Though most likely they won’t even finish it because I’m guessing that, if I ever did write it, it would be impossibly dense.”



MacKopolypse Now

Sep 28th, 2011 | By Heber Dolphy
MacKopolypse Now

Sources say the Minister dealt with the problem “with extreme prejudice”



U2’s Shocking Realization

Feb 23rd, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
U2’s Shocking Realization

But not even Spiderman can save them now



Lady Gaga Egg Rotten

Feb 17th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Lady Gaga Egg Rotten

an ill considered lunch of Mexican food may have been responsible



You Turn Me On, I'm A Radio

Feb 14th, 2011 | By Paul Moth
You Turn Me On, I'm A Radio

Enter the mp33.3.



Non-personhood Declared

Feb 9th, 2011 | By Paul Moth
Non-personhood Declared

He was followed by the Easter Bunny, then the Tooth Fairy and, in 1997 by Mr. Peanut.



Fountain of Mouth

Jan 19th, 2011 | By Paul Moth
Fountain of Mouth

“There’ll be no Winkleigh Leak from me.”