Sun chain papers had an infec­tion picked up dur­ing breast aug­men­ta­tion surgery but still aspired to be a den­tal hygienist

When they said pot was a gate­way drug they didn’t think it would lead to Celebrex

Cana­dian artists “dis­si­pated social­ist degenerates.”

And, aging pop­u­la­tion, they say it’s a strain on health care, but is it really? We’ll speak with one per­son and one per­son only about that.

Invi­ta­tion to “tickle me” was in earnest.

“There will still be books,” said Knopf spokesper­son Mureilla Pent “but there will also be wool and acrylic yarns in a range of yummy colours.”

Pre­mier Danny Williams of New­found­land and Labrador knocked them dead in Ottawa Wednes­day evening.

At a Toronto press con­fer­ence, McLean became tear­ful as he admit­ted that, since a record­ing ses­sion six months ago, he has been unable to stop speak­ing in the affected, lugubri­ous sing-song of his stage persona.

Noah Schoen­feld, a nine year old boy from Madi­son, Wis­con­sin, can­not see the need for a fourth film in the “Shrek” franchise.

It was an effort to escape the ortho­doxy of his own life, its pre­dictabil­ity, that led him to the auto­matic, instinct-driven life of a wild animal.