Business

Canada Post Leads by Example

Aug 16th, 2014 | By Heber Dolphy
Canada Post Leads by Example

Management gurus around the world are looking closely at Canada Post’s experiment with a radical new business philosophy as it faces challenges in a changing market. Developed by some of the top MBAs in the world, Pure Management is based on the assumption that the most successful companies don’t actually “do” or “make” things, they “manage stuff.” “We’ve seen management philosophies come and go over the years,” said Sidney McQueen, Canada Post’s Senior Vice President […]



Canada succumbs to Blackwater training

Aug 9th, 2012 | By Heber Dolphy
Canada succumbs to Blackwater training

“Their families were compensated with over sixty goats,” said the steroid-crazed Blackwater spokestesticle.



Look out fracking, here comes skullfucking

Nov 14th, 2011 | By Heber Dolphy
Look out fracking, here comes skullfucking

“I can tell you that one of them is called ‘Nipple Twisting’, and another we call, for lack of a better term ‘Surprise Buttsecks.”



Let’s Twist Again, Mr. President

Sep 23rd, 2011 | By Carl Johnson
Let’s Twist Again, Mr. President

Barry and Bennie got so low to the carpet that there were “significant downside risks”



IMF: Recovery may require risky practices

Sep 12th, 2011 | By Carl Johnson
IMF: Recovery may require risky practices

“We just have to lose our inhibitions.”



Iceland Remains Difficult

Apr 12th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Iceland Remains Difficult

The Icelandic Financial Miracle should have been as transparently implausible as an Irish real estate boom



Scots Trade Owes It All to Scotch

Apr 6th, 2011 | By Paul Moth
Scots Trade Owes It All to Scotch

MacSphagnum 16 year old single – “perhaps the peatiest Scotch of all, will keep the home fires burning.”



Mackay Ordered Wrong Jets

Mar 11th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Mackay Ordered Wrong Jets

There are also reports that Mackay was rattled by the constant hectoring of Minister of Shutting-the-Fuck-Up Rona Ambrose.



Online Awakening Spreads

Feb 28th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Online Awakening Spreads

“It’s no secret that we are filling up the web sites with the angry gibberish of shut-ins and people off their meds,”



Petrocrat P.M. for Commodity Canada

Feb 7th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Petrocrat P.M. for Commodity Canada

“Ontario was good while it lasted,”