“I can tell you that one of them is called ‘Nip­ple Twist­ing’, and another we call, for lack of a bet­ter term ‘Sur­prise Buttsecks.”

Barry and Ben­nie got so low to the car­pet that there were “sig­nif­i­cant down­side risks”

“We just have to lose our inhibitions.”

The Ice­landic Finan­cial Mir­a­cle should have been as trans­par­ently implau­si­ble as an Irish real estate boom

Mac­Sphag­num 16 year old sin­gle — “per­haps the peati­est Scotch of all, will keep the home fires burning.”

There are also reports that Mackay was rat­tled by the con­stant hec­tor­ing of Min­is­ter of Shutting-the-Fuck-Up Rona Ambrose.

“It’s no secret that we are fill­ing up the web sites with the angry gib­ber­ish of shut-ins and peo­ple off their meds,”

“Ontario was good while it lasted,”

A “golden shower” of sorts.

You can no longer say ‘retarded’ despite the Cana­dian situation.