Management gurus around the world are looking closely at Canada Post’s experiment with a radical new business philosophy as it faces challenges in a changing market. Developed by some of the top MBAs in the world, Pure Management is based on the assumption that the most successful companies don’t actually “do” or “make” things, they “manage stuff.” “We’ve seen management philosophies come and go over the years,” said Sidney McQueen, Canada Post’s Senior Vice President […]
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“I can tell you that one of them is called ‘Nipple Twisting’, and another we call, for lack of a better term ‘Surprise Buttsecks.”
The Icelandic Financial Miracle should have been as transparently implausible as an Irish real estate boom
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There are also reports that Mackay was rattled by the constant hectoring of Minister of Shutting-the-Fuck-Up Rona Ambrose.
“It’s no secret that we are filling up the web sites with the angry gibberish of shut-ins and people off their meds,”