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Steve’s Man Crush

Dec 5th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Steve’s Man Crush

MacKay ben­e­fits from one of the few Fed­eral rid­ings — in feu­dal Nova Sco­tia — that is inherited.



Globe’s Wente Crowned World Idiot of the Year

Nov 7th, 2011 | By Carl Johnson
Globe’s Wente Crowned World Idiot of the Year

Wente called the over­pro­duc­tion by Cana­dian uni­ver­si­ties of peo­ple edu­cated in social, cul­tural and artis­tic spe­cial­ties one of the most seri­ous threats to capitalism



The European Debt Crisis

Nov 6th, 2011 | By Heber Dolphy
The European Debt Crisis

  The URNews Info­graphic above illus­trates how you, the reader of this arti­cle, will bear the full bur­den of the inter­na­tional finan­cial cri­sis and how […]



Harper Conflicted Over Commonwealth

Oct 30th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Harper Conflicted Over Commonwealth

The Prime Min­is­ter loves homosexuals,”



March of “The Fuzzies”

Oct 17th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
March of “The Fuzzies”

But what if the insti­tu­tions they are ‘occu­py­ing’ fell. What then?”



Omnibus Happy Corporations Bill

Oct 10th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Omnibus Happy Corporations Bill

Some “suits from Mon­tréal” who weren’t “gang­sters in the b-movie sense”



Now on Twitter: #dumpthesizeofababy

Sep 30th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Now on Twitter: #dumpthesizeofababy

Fol­low­ing his dis­missal from the Hal­ton Regional School Board for tweet­ing “Just took a dump the size of a baby”,  Reg Ben­son has estab­lished a social media tool […]



Capitalism Collapsing

Sep 26th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Capitalism Collapsing

The “stock mar­ket” scam was one of the most odi­ous aspects of Capitalism’s late “fetid” period



New crime bill will crowdsource sentencing

Sep 20th, 2011 | By Heber Dolphy
New crime bill will crowdsource sentencing

- Manda­tory long gun own­er­ship
– Police will be issued military-grade weaponry
– Sen­tenc­ing to be removed from judges and given to inter­net news com­menters
– All ref­er­ences to crime rate “falling” will be replaced by “ris­ing“
– Prison over­crowd­ing will be mit­i­gated by feed­ing inmates less food



Bringing hope to the stupid

Sep 15th, 2011 | By Heber Dolphy
Bringing hope to the stupid

This is really a hid­den calamity across the entire spec­trum of society,