The con­sen­sus on the streets of Cal­gary was that this was prob­a­bly the best chance the peo­ple of Alberta had of avoid­ing going to hell.

Suc­cess of large scale exper­i­ments with a police state dur­ing the G20 demon­strate that Cana­di­ans are gen­er­ally accept­ing of greatly dimin­ished civil liberties.

“You see Jason lurk­ing around the Mens Room and there’s some big con­spir­acy, get over yourself.”

“Frankly, when the Romans came look­ing for him, most peo­ple were like ‘Dude, he’s right over there. Go for it.’”

Earth’s dis­dain for the crit­i­cism was demon­strated by it hav­ing sev­eral mud­slides. Earth’s most recent seri­ous delin­quency was its sullen glacia­tion dur­ing the late Pleistocene.

Those who know Fraser are not sur­prised that the ‘Auditrix Gen­eral’ can put two and two together.

The smile of the orig­i­nal robot was never con­vinc­ing and broke down com­pletely just before the cur­rent elec­tion was called.

Accord­ing to con­ser­v­a­tive spokesman Dun­ning Kruger, what Harper advo­cated then was not a coali­tion but a “coa­les­cence”, or a “con­join­ing of excrescences”.

Spur­geon left the ser­vice to become a full time lob­by­ist for death mer­chants includ­ing: Colt; Rhein­metall Canada, for­merly known as Oer­likon; BAE Sys­tems; Israel Aero­space Indus­tries; and Gen­eral Dynam­ics Ord­nance and Tac­ti­cal Sys­tems Canada Inc.

Not a week after the con­tro­versy sur­round­ing a North­west­ern University’s Pro­fes­sor com­mis­sion­ing a live sex demon­stra­tion for stu­dents, the action has gone north east.