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A and E early draft of statement on Phil Robertson

Dec 27th, 2013 | By Heber Dolphy
A and E early draft of statement on Phil Robertson

URNews has obtained an early draft of the statement sent out to media today regarding the reversal of the suspension of Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson:



Beaver Happy To No Longer Be Canada’s Symbol

Nov 8th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Beaver Happy To No Longer Be Canada’s Symbol

Loon gets the dollar and I get the nickel?



Vampire Regrets Accepting Newfoundland Invitation

Oct 31st, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Vampire Regrets Accepting Newfoundland Invitation

And the tourists gets right crooked if they don’t see an iceberg or a whale or have sex they later regret with a local



Chinese Standard Transmission

Oct 18th, 2011 | By Signor Blaine
Chinese Standard Transmission

“The mortality rate is close to 100% in crashes less than 10 kilometers per hour”, she adds. “It’s a death-mobile”.



Messy “B” “J”

Oct 12th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Messy “B” “J”

Because of the error, billions may be spent creating positions for persons named “Bob.”



Greece Turns to Greek

Sep 27th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Greece Turns to Greek

“We just need someone who can read this liver,” he said.



A Hello to Arms

Sep 9th, 2011 | By Heber Dolphy
A Hello to Arms

Things that will look completely at home in the northern context, and that no Canadian would think twice about before it blows them into pulpy shreds



Vancouver Fears Conservative Taint

Apr 28th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Vancouver Fears Conservative Taint

The suburbs of Toronto have to share the blame. And what about the Prairies? It’s their fault too.”



Canada to Politicians: “I’m sick of your shit.”

Apr 19th, 2011 | By Heber Dolphy
Canada to Politicians: “I’m sick of your shit.”

“No way,” said current Prime Minister Steve Harper as he polished the $1200 shoes of a Bay Street financier.



Canadian Military Has Courage To Confront Its Stupidity

Apr 8th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Canadian Military Has Courage To Confront Its Stupidity

“We haven’t got a monopoly on dummies in the Forces,” said the Rear Vice General. “They are studying the dreams of Jihadists over at CSIS, for pete’s sake. Nobody in uniform is that dim.”