Loon gets the dol­lar and I get the nickel?

And the tourists gets right crooked if they don’t see an ice­berg or a whale or have sex they later regret with a local

“The mor­tal­ity rate is close to 100% in crashes less than 10 kilo­me­ters per hour”, she adds. “It’s a death-mobile”.

Because of the error, bil­lions may be spent cre­at­ing posi­tions for per­sons named “Bob.”

“We just need some­one who can read this liver,” he said.

Things that will look com­pletely at home in the north­ern con­text, and that no Cana­dian would think twice about before it blows them into pulpy shreds

The sub­urbs of Toronto have to share the blame. And what about the Prairies? It’s their fault too.”

“No way,” said cur­rent Prime Min­is­ter Steve Harper as he pol­ished the $1200 shoes of a Bay Street financier.

“We haven’t got a monop­oly on dum­mies in the Forces,” said the Rear Vice Gen­eral. “They are study­ing the dreams of Jihadists over at CSIS, for pete’s sake. Nobody in uni­form is that dim.”

“It is known that Williams is shocked,” says Din­gle, “by how his for­mer sup­port­ers have been trip­ping over one another in the rush to kiss Harper’s ass.”