URNews has obtained an early draft of the statement sent out to media today regarding the reversal of the suspension of Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson:
And the tourists gets right crooked if they don’t see an iceberg or a whale or have sex they later regret with a local
“The mortality rate is close to 100% in crashes less than 10 kilometers per hour”, she adds. “It’s a death-mobile”.
Things that will look completely at home in the northern context, and that no Canadian would think twice about before it blows them into pulpy shreds
“No way,” said current Prime Minister Steve Harper as he polished the $1200 shoes of a Bay Street financier.
“We haven’t got a monopoly on dummies in the Forces,” said the Rear Vice General. “They are studying the dreams of Jihadists over at CSIS, for pete’s sake. Nobody in uniform is that dim.”