urNews will focus on rid­ings where the Con­ser­v­a­tives believe they can trick the most voters.

Worst. Fucked. Ever. LOL

A morally author­i­tar­ian state with only the sup­port of the West­ern and ‘905’ tribes.

“Toronto-the-good” old days.

The exec­u­tive branch will hence­forth be known as the RBC-PMO, while the Bank of Canada will become the Royal Bank of Canada Bank of Canada or RBCBC.

Looked like he was try­ing to bur­row into the Mayor’s skull via the eye socket

Manic cack­ling has been heard com­ing from the hall­ways of Par­lia­ment at night.

“Soci­ety itself is a coalition.”

“naughty and nice” list show­ing the fright­en­ing extent of Santa’s global reach

Prince Charles vol­un­teered to act as a tam­pon dur­ing the exam­i­na­tion but this was deemed ridiculous.