GENEVA — Political Scientists believe they are close to codifying a system of measurement for public corruption. At an international symposium here Wednesday, they have voted to name the prime unit of corruption after Canadian Senator Mike Duffy. “The great thing about the Duffy is that it is so measurable,” said Dr. Felix Graves, chair of the nomenclature committee. “His malfeasance is minor, really — cheating on expense claims — but the quantity of funds is pretty well […]
“Who knew the centrists and liberals would roll over so easily,” said the source. “Maybe Canada was Rob Anders country all along.”
The Prime Minister alone will be allowed the “Mantle Ultimo” of a shiny black helmet and flowing black cape.
Officials of the Department of Defense and the Prime Minister’s Office refused to comment on this story, saying only that the Minister was traveling on business aboard a replica of the Hindenburg constructed entirely of the Minister’s business cards.
Records show that Nadumfyck used bombing runs conducted by F-16 s of the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha Luftwaffe (formerly the Canadian Airforce) to clear brush at his cottage
“I even nibble on a banana and my wrists and ankles swell up. And my great great grandfather was supposed to be a monkey? I don’t think so.”
Roger Phelps, a second year Engineering student at UBC, has admitted he attended a “vote mob” in the hope of meeting a woman who would have sex with him. “Yeah, sort of casual sex, not like just intercourse, but some hanging out together, too. Enthusiastic oral sex would be a plus.”
“Sullivan and Hearn, The Celtic Pussies, they’re good Newfies, they are of limited ambition and do what they’re told.”