Politics

Dude Attending Vote Mob Will Not Cast Ballot

Apr 25th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Dude Attending Vote Mob Will Not Cast Ballot

Roger Phelps, a second year Engineering student at UBC, has admitted he attended a “vote mob” in the hope of meeting a woman who would have sex with him. “Yeah, sort of casual sex, not like just intercourse, but some hanging out together, too. Enthusiastic oral sex would be a plus.”



Unconfirmed List of Unsubstantiated Allegations

Apr 15th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Unconfirmed List of Unsubstantiated Allegations

Jason Kenney woke up one morning and John Baird was just there staring at him



Conservative Preservative

Mar 31st, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Conservative Preservative

“Sullivan and Hearn, The Celtic Pussies, they’re good Newfies, they are of limited ambition and do what they’re told.”



Laureen Harper (Still) in The Saddle

Mar 29th, 2011 | By Paul Moth
Laureen Harper (Still) in The Saddle

Ms Reddy announced that Ms Harper has decided “to drop her title as ‘Patron of the Calgary Stampede’ in favour of becoming the new patron of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police Musical Ride.”



Conservatives Divided Over Response

Mar 10th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Conservatives Divided Over Response

Vic Toews advocates placing the offending ministers in cages hung above the House of Commons for a period determined by the study of animal entrails



Conservative Cheats Charged

Feb 25th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Conservative Cheats Charged

“The agenda has always been to heed the wishes of The Leader and use any means to destroy the Liberal Party. The establishment of a theocracy is secondary,”



Duceppe Asks Marois To Lie Down

Feb 21st, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Duceppe Asks Marois To Lie Down

The Parti Quebecois disagrees with this contention, believing Canada will continue to underwrite Quebec even after it leaves confederation.



Reagan Centenary Evokes Memories of Mulroney

Feb 8th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Reagan Centenary Evokes Memories of Mulroney

“Can’t we take, like, a class action suit against this crooked operator and get back the $2.1 million we paid him for lying about his sleazy deal with Schreiber?”



Quebec Canada's "Friend with Benefits"

Jan 27th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Quebec Canada's

Fromage du Coco Milk has been le bust.



Americans Alarmed by Harper

Jan 18th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Americans Alarmed by Harper

I don’t have to tell Canadians that they aren’t a very trustworthy bunch