Roger Phelps, a second year Engineering student at UBC, has admitted he attended a “vote mob” in the hope of meeting a woman who would have sex with him. “Yeah, sort of casual sex, not like just intercourse, but some hanging out together, too. Enthusiastic oral sex would be a plus.”
“Sullivan and Hearn, The Celtic Pussies, they’re good Newfies, they are of limited ambition and do what they’re told.”
Ms Reddy announced that Ms Harper has decided “to drop her title as ‘Patron of the Calgary Stampede’ in favour of becoming the new patron of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police Musical Ride.”
Vic Toews advocates placing the offending ministers in cages hung above the House of Commons for a period determined by the study of animal entrails
“The agenda has always been to heed the wishes of The Leader and use any means to destroy the Liberal Party. The establishment of a theocracy is secondary,”
The Parti Quebecois disagrees with this contention, believing Canada will continue to underwrite Quebec even after it leaves confederation.
“Can’t we take, like, a class action suit against this crooked operator and get back the $2.1 million we paid him for lying about his sleazy deal with Schreiber?”