Vic Toews advo­cates plac­ing the offend­ing min­is­ters in cages hung above the House of Com­mons for a period deter­mined by the study of ani­mal entrails

“The agenda has always been to heed the wishes of The Leader and use any means to destroy the Lib­eral Party. The estab­lish­ment of a theoc­racy is secondary,”

The Parti Québé­cois dis­agrees with this con­tention, believ­ing Canada will con­tinue to under­write Que­bec even after it leaves confederation.

“Can’t we take, like, a class action suit against this crooked oper­a­tor and get back the $2.1 mil­lion we paid him for lying about his sleazy deal with Schreiber?”

Fro­mage du Coco Milk has been le bust.

I don’t have to tell Cana­di­ans that they aren’t a very trust­wor­thy bunch

The only stain on Kent’s record is his stint read­ing news copy at the CBC

“It’s all gonna be good, “said Kruger,” the Afghan mil­i­tary just have to mas­ter not ditch­ing their uni­forms and hid­ing and they’ll be ready to take over.”

This was really about rat­ings, not McFatty’s obses­sion with gay sex.”

Hys­ter­i­cal idol­a­try is still widely prac­ticed on the iso­lated island.