Politics

Unconfirmed List of Unsubstantiated Allegations

Apr 15th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Unconfirmed List of Unsubstantiated Allegations

Jason Ken­ney woke up one morn­ing and John Baird was just there star­ing at him



Conservative Preservative

Mar 31st, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Conservative Preservative

Sul­li­van and Hearn, The Celtic Pussies, they’re good New­fies, they are of lim­ited ambi­tion and do what they’re told.”



Laureen Harper (Still) in The Saddle

Mar 29th, 2011 | By Paul Moth
Laureen Harper (Still) in The Saddle

Ms Reddy announced that Ms Harper has decided “to drop her title as ‘Patron of the Cal­gary Stam­pede’ in favour of becom­ing the new patron of the Royal Cana­dian Mounted Police Musi­cal Ride.”



Conservatives Divided Over Response

Mar 10th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Conservatives Divided Over Response

Vic Toews advo­cates plac­ing the offend­ing min­is­ters in cages hung above the House of Com­mons for a period deter­mined by the study of ani­mal entrails



Conservative Cheats Charged

Feb 25th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Conservative Cheats Charged

The agenda has always been to heed the wishes of The Leader and use any means to destroy the Lib­eral Party. The estab­lish­ment of a theoc­racy is secondary,”



Duceppe Asks Marois To Lie Down

Feb 21st, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Duceppe Asks Marois To Lie Down

The Parti Québé­cois dis­agrees with this con­tention, believ­ing Canada will con­tinue to under­write Que­bec even after it leaves confederation.



Reagan Centenary Evokes Memories of Mulroney

Feb 8th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Reagan Centenary Evokes Memories of Mulroney

Can’t we take, like, a class action suit against this crooked oper­a­tor and get back the $2.1 mil­lion we paid him for lying about his sleazy deal with Schreiber?”



Quebec Canada’s “Friend with Benefits”

Jan 27th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Quebec Canada’s “Friend with Benefits”

Fro­mage du Coco Milk has been le bust.



Americans Alarmed by Harper

Jan 18th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Americans Alarmed by Harper

I don’t have to tell Cana­di­ans that they aren’t a very trust­wor­thy bunch



Man of the Stupid People

Jan 12th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Man of the Stupid People

The only stain on Kent’s record is his stint read­ing news copy at the CBC