Science and Technology
Female hosts, or Sunshine Girls, on Sun TV News do not wear undergarments as they may interfere with the transmission of right wing ideas from the womb.
“The world and its weather conditions are out to get us,” says the award-winning forecaster. “The earth is pissed off with what we’ve been doing to it.”
The belief is that the Conservative Party will install Probert’s brain in the otherwise empty head of Minister of Defense Pete McKay
The first proposed contest will see Watson defend its title as the smartest machine against an iPhone and a Sony Playstation 4.
“a vast layer of some cloth, or rag, or fabric, or material, or … that covered a league, or a furlong, or several chains, or arpents, or … at a depth of several inches, or centimetres, or fingers, or …,”
“At the highest levels of consumption we saw subjects achieve a level of impairment of 8 on the Duffy Scale, or Condition Shitfaced.”
A next generation Apple tablet computer, the company’s follow-up to the IPad has been shelved as they prepare to introduce the iThingy, a comprehensive personal utility, URNews has learned.