Science and Technology

Peter Kent Poster Boy for Biosphere Destruction

Dec 6th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Peter Kent Poster Boy for Biosphere Destruction

Almost none of the Harper cabinet have a significant conscience.



Humans weren’t always assholes, researchers say

Oct 14th, 2011 | By Heber Dolphy
Humans weren’t always assholes, researchers say

Evidence suggests asshole behaviour was a selective advantage



Playboy Bacterial Woes Grow

Apr 21st, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Playboy Bacterial Woes Grow

Female hosts, or Sunshine Girls, on Sun TV News do not wear undergarments as they may interfere with the transmission of right wing ideas from the womb.



Wonky Weather

Apr 5th, 2011 | By Paul Moth
Wonky Weather

“The world and its weather conditions are out to get us,” says the award-winning forecaster. “The earth is pissed off with what we’ve been doing to it.”



Bob Probert’s Brain Escapes

Mar 4th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Bob Probert’s Brain Escapes

The belief is that the Conservative Party will install Probert’s brain in the otherwise empty head of Minister of Defense Pete McKay



Secondary, my dear Watson

Feb 18th, 2011 | By Paul Moth
Secondary, my dear Watson

The first proposed contest will see Watson defend its title as the smartest machine against an iPhone and a Sony Playstation 4.



The Velveteen

Feb 4th, 2011 | By Signor Blaine
The Velveteen

“a vast layer of some cloth, or rag, or fabric, or material, or … that covered a league, or a furlong, or several chains, or arpents, or … at a depth of several inches, or centimetres, or fingers, or …,”



Little Known Canal Uncovered

Jan 31st, 2011 | By Paul Moth
Little Known Canal Uncovered

“We can never know enough about ourselves.”



Study Links Overeating to Obesity

Jan 13th, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Study Links Overeating to Obesity

“At the highest levels of consumption we saw subjects achieve a level of impairment of 8 on the Duffy Scale, or Condition Shitfaced.”



iThingy Completes Apple Mission

Dec 29th, 2010 | By Coco Cabrera
iThingy Completes Apple Mission

A next generation Apple tablet computer, the company’s follow-up to the IPad has been shelved as they prepare to introduce the iThingy, a comprehensive personal utility, URNews has learned.