Sports

Lucic hit draws conspiracy theories

Nov 16th, 2011 | By Heber Dolphy
Lucic hit draws conspiracy theories

In the frame pre­ced­ing the ‘hit’, you can detect puffs of smoke com­ing from either side of Miller’s head,”



Baseball Reaches End of Days — Emblem of Decline in Sports

Oct 11th, 2011 | By Paul Moth
Baseball Reaches End of Days — Emblem of Decline in Sports

Our mod­els can­not account for the fail­ure of the Toronto Maple Leafs, say, not mak­ing the play­offs even though they rank in the top quar­tile of salary out­lay,” admits Lawiki.



Animal Rights Activists Act Up

Sep 13th, 2011 | By Paul Moth
Animal Rights Activists Act Up

Ani­mals and pets are peo­ple, too,” says Hound, “we want respect accordingly.”



Bonds Balloon Head

Apr 1st, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Bonds Balloon Head

Gon­za­les has come to the plate hold­ing his huge, engorged penis as a bat. He also has taken to eat­ing live chick­ens and ants between innings



Protests Hit Canadian Streets

Mar 3rd, 2011 | By Paul Moth
Protests Hit Canadian Streets

We’ve had enough,” shouted Alan Baird, a fan sport­ing a vin­tage Maple Leafs jersey.



Concussion Repercussion

Jan 10th, 2011 | By Paul Moth
Concussion Repercussion

With us, on the other hand, every sin­gle mem­ber of our asso­ci­a­tion has taken one to the head for the team a few times arcmn frrr qingmnmn.”



Rogers Buys Canada’s Sports

Dec 2nd, 2010 | By Paul Moth
Rogers Buys Canada’s Sports

Some feel this is a sad day for sports, but in real­ity it’s a great day for cable.



Toronto Sports Franchises Colluding

Nov 10th, 2010 | By Coco Cabrera
Toronto Sports Franchises Colluding

Tak­ing advan­tage of weak-minded peo­ple who cheer for Toronto teams



Yankees Withdraw from MLB

Oct 29th, 2010 | By Paul Moth
Yankees Withdraw from MLB

Con­ster­na­tion at the dis­re­spect the Texas Rangers have shown for tradition



Hockey To Be Obligatory

Sep 10th, 2010 | By Coco Cabrera
Hockey To Be Obligatory

The Prime Minister’s Office will not deny that it is poised to draft and intro­duce leg­is­la­tion to make the play­ing or watch­ing of hockey an oblig­a­tion of Cana­dian citizenship.