Sports

Heathrow Ideal Gateway to Games

Jul 23rd, 2012 | By Coco Cabrera
Heathrow Ideal Gateway to Games

Heathrow Airport is actually a system of corralling would-be travelers into a maze of overpriced shops.



Lucic hit draws conspiracy theories

Nov 16th, 2011 | By Heber Dolphy
Lucic hit draws conspiracy theories

“In the frame preceding the ‘hit’, you can detect puffs of smoke coming from either side of Miller’s head,”



Baseball Reaches End of Days – Emblem of Decline in Sports

Oct 11th, 2011 | By Paul Moth
Baseball Reaches End of Days – Emblem of Decline in Sports

“Our models cannot account for the failure of the Toronto Maple Leafs, say, not making the playoffs even though they rank in the top quartile of salary outlay,” admits Lawiki.



Animal Rights Activists Act Up

Sep 13th, 2011 | By Paul Moth
Animal Rights Activists Act Up

“Animals and pets are people, too,” says Hound, “we want respect accordingly.”



Bonds Balloon Head

Apr 1st, 2011 | By Coco Cabrera
Bonds Balloon Head

Gonzales has come to the plate holding his huge, engorged penis as a bat. He also has taken to eating live chickens and ants between innings



Protests Hit Canadian Streets

Mar 3rd, 2011 | By Paul Moth
Protests Hit Canadian Streets

“We’ve had enough,” shouted Alan Baird, a fan sporting a vintage Maple Leafs jersey.



Concussion Repercussion

Jan 10th, 2011 | By Paul Moth
Concussion Repercussion

“With us, on the other hand, every single member of our association has taken one to the head for the team a few times arcmn frrr qingmnmn.”



Rogers Buys Canada’s Sports

Dec 2nd, 2010 | By Paul Moth
Rogers Buys Canada’s Sports

Some feel this is a sad day for sports, but in reality it’s a great day for cable.



Toronto Sports Franchises Colluding

Nov 10th, 2010 | By Coco Cabrera
Toronto Sports Franchises Colluding

Taking advantage of weak-minded people who cheer for Toronto teams



Yankees Withdraw from MLB

Oct 29th, 2010 | By Paul Moth
Yankees Withdraw from MLB

Consternation at the disrespect the Texas Rangers have shown for tradition